March 08, 2014
My children make fun of my feet. It’s a fact.
Mainly it’s my toes, though the whole package seems worthy of ridicule. I have
hairy toes and they find it repulsive. It’s not at the X-Men mutant level, but I’ll
admit it’s not easily dismissed either. The main reason for their scorn though,
is the presence of what’s known as Morton’s toe. Morton’s toe is a genetic
condition in which one’s second toe is longer than their big toe, and I’ve got
it big time. This is one of those
things that you can totally blame on your parents. As far as conditions go
though, it’s pretty benign, especially to those without children.
We often don’t think much about our feet but when
one really considers what we require of them, their anatomy and biomechanics
are quite remarkable. For example, I
have seen it estimated that there are almost 7200 nerve endings in the human
foot, and probably more for those with a fetish.
I have occasionally wondered about the possible
evolutionary origins of both of these adaptations. Today, I am doing so again,
but with a more vested interest. As I stare at my feet and ponder, the answer
seems clear because my feet are delicately supporting my 180 lbs while balanced
precariously 50 feet off the ground, on a limb of the world’s largest banyan
tree. While the claim to being the world’s largest tree may be arguable, its
impressiveness is not.
A banyan tree is a remarkable thing. It starts its life when its
seeds germinate in the cracks and crevices on a host tree. The seeds are small, and most banyans grow in forests, so
that a plant germinating from a seed that lands on the ground is unlikely to
survive. However, many seeds land on branches and stems of other trees. When
those seeds germinate they send roots down towards the ground, and may envelop
part of the host tree. Older banyan trees are characterized by their aerial
prop roots that grow into thick woody trunks which, with age, can become
indistinguishable from the main trunk. Old trees can spread out laterally,
using these prop roots to cover a wide area. In some species the effect is for
the props to develop into a sort of forest covering a considerable area, every
trunk connected directly or indirectly to the central trunk. Think of the tree that
the natives lived in from the movie Avatar, but on a much smaller scale, and
you will have a pretty good idea.
This banyan
lies about 10 km outside of the main town here on Tanna island. To reach it you
have to drive about 4 km into the bush off the main road. You drive through some
beautiful villages and open spaces, and on this late afternoon the softening
light is particularly gorgeous. As has become her habit on most back roads,
Sasha asks to sit on the ledge created by putting down her backseat window,
such that her legs are inside and her head and torso out. She loves this. Anna
is starting to join in too. They wave at almost everyone we pass. We have lost
any reservation we initially had for this. People here commonly carry a very
large machete when walking, even 4 year olds. This tends to give westerners a
bit of a pause, however we soon learned to ignore this as they inevitably break
out into megawatt smiles and wave enthusiastically whenever we say hello, or
especially whenever we offer them a ride. I’ve taken to sometimes carrying a
bush knife myself when walking around, just to fit in. The effect is even
better when I wear my sarong too.
Today is a
public holiday known as Chief’s Day, in honor of all the tribal chiefs on the
island. The Chiefs’ rule is part of what is known as kustom. This refers to all aspects of traditional village life on
Tanna, from the food they eat, to the dress they wear. For some, its influence
is more moderate. For others, especially in the bush villages, it’s quite
strong, the traditional male garb of the namba
penis sheath being a glaring example of this. The society is very male
dominated. The man rules, and the chief rules everybody. Disputes are usually
settled at this level as well and the formal police and justice system are used
less, especially for more minor issues. I have been told about a special
ceremony that happens every few years where many villages will coordinate to
allow people to wander from one to the other for the purpose of discussing and
resolving disputes. A ceremony on the last night, closed to all outsiders, is
basically a big party that permits you to (consensually) fornicate with anyone
without repercussion. In the morning, it’s back to life as usual. What happens
in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
When we
arrive near the tree there are a few guys hanging around after having gone to
the day’s celebrations earlier. One of them is of course related to someone we
already know at the hospital, a common occurrence here. Having established the
connection, he is only too happy to show us to the tree. This is one of the
best things about being the “dokta” here. Physicians before us have referred to
it as having ‘the golden ticket’. Most people on the island know about the
doktas that come from Canada and this opens up many doors to see and do things
that your average tourist would be hard pressed to arrange. As far as I know,
no doctor has yet been to the fornication ceremony, or at least none have
admitted to it.
The tree is
massive. At first you think it is 6 or 8 different trees and then realize that
it is in fact just one big one. The prop roots are everywhere, sprawling and
interconnecting. I don’t know how anyone can look at this thing and not want to
climb it. Our friend says it’s OK to do so and that’s all I need to hear.
It’s so
fun. It’s the world’s biggest jungle gym. You couldn’t intentionally design a
better one. I wind my way through the web of branches and roots to the highest
reasonable point. It’s pretty safe. There are handholds everywhere except for a
few short sections where I have to balance without them. The limbs to stand on
for these sections are pretty wide, but nothing is ever quite so easy when you
are 50 feet off the deck, and you realize that you yourself comprise a large
part of the available medical care in the event of a fall.
I watch
Sasha clambering over the lower roots. Lately she has taken to climbing
anything interesting she finds and usually asks me to come along in case she needs
help. None is needed today. She is a natural climber. I’ve often thought that
the phrase ‘learning to climb’ is a misnomer. It is really more a process of unlearning all these other movements that rule modern
life and letting your body and brain
remember what they already know how to do. Watching kids like Sasha climb
proves this to me every time. I think of the 7200 nerve endings in each of her
feet. She has a slight case of Morton’s toe.
Some have
said humans are born to run. I think we were born to climb.
We drive
back through the bush in the waning light. Andrea looks quiet and relaxed. The
kids are hanging out the side of the truck, silently taking it all in. We give
a ride to a couple that are carrying a big load of plantains back to their
village. When we drop them off they insist on giving us some. He uses his big
bush knife to cut them off. I see his huge smile in my rearview mirror as I
drive off.
In 2 days I
turn 46 years old.
I just
climbed the world’s biggest banyan tree today.
Cool.
Sean
Sean
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday
it is a day early here but correct in Tanna
from Wellsboro
Great Pictures
ReplyDeleteHey Sean! Hope all is well!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! All the best to Andrea, Anna and Sasha. It looks like you are having a fantastic experience.
Ray and Pascale
Sean - great blog post ! Loved reading about your adventures (your hairy toes, not so much but they help set the tone;) - sounds fantastic - enjoy and happy birthday !!!
ReplyDeleteAmazing pictures!! Especially the one of the volcano! Glad to see you are doing well and weathered out the storm fine. Also, the girls are getting so tall! Great to see pictures of them. Happy belated birthday, and I'm envious you got to climb the world's biggest banyan tree. Keep up the blogging!
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